You know you do too much mail order,

When you walk down the main shopping street (at least a kilometre away from home), and the DHL man has delivered a parcel to a store. 

He sees you walk by..

DHL Man:  "Frau Owens?" 

Me: "Ja"

DHL Man: "Ich habe zwei packet for Sie" (I have 2 parcels for you)

He got them out of the truck, and I signed for them on the street and took them home.

Then I went to Drospa's,. The cashier tells me next week there is a special on printing photos. Buy 100, get 40 prints free. She says, that shouldn't be a problem for me! 

She knows me well!